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. Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: Two hundred dollars. Patient: Two hundred dollars for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly, if you like. © Image...
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. Patient to Dentist: “How much to get my teeth straightened ?” Dentist: “Twenty thousand bucks.” The patient starts heading for the door. Dentist: “Where are you going?” Patient: “To a plastic surgeon...
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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it’s cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia, the dentist begins...
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The joke goes…. How do we know toothpaste was invented by a redneck? If anyone else had invented it, it would have been called teethpaste! Worth1000.com is the ultimate site for creative contests....
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